Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
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