I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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