don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
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Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
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Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
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