can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
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