8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
what the fuck were we smoking when we had a conversation about how my brother would be so proud if i fucked an orange alien?!?
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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