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a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
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Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
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Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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