doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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