This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
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On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
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Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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