I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
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just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
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ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
She's trying to sext her husband for the first time. I'm feeding her lines. It is 3 am and I am playing Cyrano for my wasted big sister TELL ME I AM NOT THE BEST SISTER IN LAW ON THE PLANET.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
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