garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
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