Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
they need to just BURY HIM!
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
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What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
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Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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