omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
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The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
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I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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