No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
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He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
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This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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