He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
Randomize
