i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
With a stable of 7 fuck buddies, I literally use a random number generator to determine the order in which I will booty call them on my way home from work. I have not slept in my own bed in a month. I just keep half my clothes hanging in my car or in a suitcase.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
'valentine' just autocorrected to 'cake robe' in my phone
I think that summarizes my life up pretty accurately
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
Randomize
