at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
Why are your pants in the freezer?
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
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