Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
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