Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
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Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
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I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
things i am: 1) still drunk 2) still wearing my leopard onesie 3) still gonna make my 9am lecture despite the odds CAN I GET A HIGH FIVE
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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