yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
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