i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
We had to coat check the pizza.
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
Found my wallet. It was under my dresser with a note that said "good job you found me". Drunk me is an ass.
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
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