I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
drinking out of a sandbucket again
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
Trying to figure out the logistics of putting my laptop speakers on this plate with the last slice of pizza. Too drunk to move the plate. Not an option.
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
