I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
You're a waste of cheezeits
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
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