So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
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