i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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