i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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