By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
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so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
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Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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