seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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