He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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