I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
The air taste purple.
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