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where does the pee come out of this thing
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
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you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
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For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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