I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
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Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
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Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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