Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
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I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
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Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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