i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
i just google imaged poop.
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
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This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
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So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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