And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
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Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
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Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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