When he brought me into his room he showed me his James Bond calendar and matching sheets, and then told me that his goal in life is to be James Bond….epic fail. Mission Impossible. I was scared to take off his boxers to find out that they were also James Bond themed.
RUN LIKE YOUR JAMES BOND
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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