I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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