I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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