Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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