can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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