At least make sure they are 18
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I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
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I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
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Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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