"it" just moved
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
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