Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
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we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
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He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
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