literally had 100 drinks last night.
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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