I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
I ACCIDENTALLY HOOKED UP WITH A GUY WHO HAS A NICHOLAS CAGE POSTER ABOVE HIS BED I CANT HANDLE LIFE.
The universe is either telling you 1. you make terrible decisions or 2. its time to let go of your hatred of Cage.
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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