He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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