I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
when i say i joined a midget dating site why do u assume i was drunk
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
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I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
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well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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