giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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