You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
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