All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
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