I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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