I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
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I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
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I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
He woke up wondering who broke in and rearranged all the furniture. He reviewed 11 hours of security footage before I told him he did it while whiskey-drunk.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
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