No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
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