so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'
i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
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Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
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Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
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