i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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