I got chris browned last night
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
Not to make this awkward, but if we ever have sex (perhaps drunkenly), all i'm gonna be able to think about is how sexy our kids would be.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
Randomize
